Epic Rap Battles of GPT

[Walter White] I’ll cook you up some truth, got no time for your games My empire's meth, while you drown in guilt and shame, Dexter’s dark passenger’s just a mask to save face, But Heisenberg’s shadow leaves you in disgrace. I'm brewing blue thunder, you're a lumberjack fraud, I break bad with a purpose, your kills just seem odd, Leading two lives? But you don’t have a clue, The kingpin’s here, Dexter, leaving blood on your shoes. [Dexter Morgan] You think you’re tough, hiding in that porkpie hat, Your chemistry’s a crutch; I’m surgical, that’s fact, You’re a broken man, Heisenberg’s your pathetic mask, I dissect criminal minds while you break bad for cash. Two-screen double life? Your family’s in the dark, Destroying all you touch ‘cause you missed a spark, Your cancer was calling, put a fork in your scheme, You’re Erlenmeyer flasking through an amateur’s dream. [Walter White] Blood spatter analysis? Please, that’s child’s play, My empire’s an art, while you Yelp-kill your prey, Feeble forensic tech, cling to that empty code, Teardrops for Trinity, but you’ll implode alone. Family man facade, but your heart’s just ice, I'm the god of alchemy, you’re just a parasite, Your nemeses laugh, I control with my might, While you fumble in shadows, I blaze Heisenberg’s light. [Dexter Morgan] Chemistry teacher turned king, it's laughable at best, Your fractured moral compass, laid your soul to rest, Debra’s lifeless glare, your son fears your name, Your pride, your wife’s demise, buried in the shame. I walk the righteous path, you’re lost in the abyss, Manipulative, cruel, brewing death’s sick kiss, Walter’s warpath ends in a tragic encore, Dexter’s justice, the code forevermore.